Smurfette

You all may think smurfs are great and oh so adorable....but The Smurfs actually have special meaning to me.

Here goes the story....

Now a boy named Tommy Frossard owes me $1,000 because he bet me in the 4th grade that this wasn't true....still haven't seen a penny!

The day I was being born, I decided I just couldn't way to go to the bathroom....so it slipped on my way out.  This made me a meconium baby.  Click Here for more info on that...  Basically, I suffocated myself in my own poo :(  Well....when I came out, I was BLUE!  I also had blonde hair....my father, the funny man that he is, literally suggested that I be named SMURFETTE.

So, since the day I was born, Smurfette, has been a nickname of mine.

So, now that an actual smurf movie is out....I can put this story out there once again :)

I feel so special....too bad Mom wouldn't let Dad actually put Smurfette on the birth certificate!  HAHAHAHA